The One-Eyed Driver

I was driving from my night job to church this Sunday morning, and I was eating pizza with jalepenos. My eye itched a little, so I rubbed it with my fingers. Unfortunately, there were pepper juices in my finger, which caused my right eye to go into great pain. So, I had to drive to church with only the use of my left eye. I don't know if you know it, but It's not as easy to drive with only one eye. I got to church, and the doorman asked what is wrong with me. I told him my story. He said I should flush it out with water. I told him I'd do it after church got out, since I was late as it was. He said I should do it immediately. So I did. My right eye felt better after that.